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  • My beautiful friend Lindsey, with whom I was lucky enough to hang out at last night’s dumb Columbia Young Alumni mixer, an event which made me feel both too young and too old, a little nostalgic and mostly liberated, and a moderate success and general failure.

    My beautiful friend Lindsey, with whom I was lucky enough to hang out at last night’s dumb Columbia Young Alumni mixer, an event which made me feel both too young and too old, a little nostalgic and mostly liberated, and a moderate success and general failure.

  • Finally uploaded my photos from the last two months. Results below.

  • This is what my summer looks like.

    This is what my summer looks like.

  • Boyfriend.

    Boyfriend.

  • Funeral-looking dress, appropriately worn under my graduation gown.

    Funeral-looking dress, appropriately worn under my graduation gown.

  • The name necklace everyone hates but me, apparently.

    The name necklace everyone hates but me, apparently.

  • Andy!

    Andy!

  • Neha’s pigtail buns from behind.

    Neha’s pigtail buns from behind.

  • My manic pixie dream girl/french maid headband, immortalized via self-portrait-in-pool-hall.

    My manic pixie dream girl/french maid headband, immortalized via self-portrait-in-pool-hall.

  • Sigh.

    Me, getting dressed for my brother’s graduation: I’m wearing my new headband. Do you like it? Or do I look like a french maid?

    Jos: I like it. You look like a manic-pixie-dream-girl.

  • For Reference

    raptoravatar:

    If you give Transformers 2 money this weekend, you are part of the problem.

    Don’t.

    See The Hurt Locker, if that’s an option.

    Feed a homeless or hungry person.

    Spend the money on beer and reconnect with an old friend.

    Buy cigarettes for a child.

    Hell, try crack with the money.  You probably haven’t tried crack.

    Just don’t encourage them to make a third Transformers.

  • #whyidontreadpitchfork

    Bitter and bitchy review of Regina Spektor’s new album.

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